bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via da-real-regina-phalange)

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

(via tomhiccupstoned)

maskedfangirl:

marvelcolm:

Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

I don’t read fics. But this one….was really something special

(via joshpeck)

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

(via doctorwhoslostcompanion)

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

image

(via hi)

Album Art

drjekyllandmrhightide:

deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

sassykylesimmons:

all-this-bastille:

playalchemy:

Three different versions of Pompeii. Capitol Studios, Brit Awards performance, and the original. I don’t know what happened.

This is… AMAZING

It’s like a beautiful choir of dan smiths

jesus
 christ

what

nicecourfeyrack I think i just shed a lot of tears

(via ihaveloserslurgey)

ArtistBastille
TitlePompeii Layers
AlbumPompeii

A Deadpool movie in which….

roachpatrol:

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

please

(via detectiveskips)

mimietpaul:

Скульптуры французского художника Эмерика Шантье (Emeric Chantier).

(via kohlel)

themetaisawesome:

jenari:

hobojoe007:

Mind=Blown

How have I grown up watching these movies, for some 30+ years and not pondered this…..

Thank you! I’ve saying this for years!

(via diceman)

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

(via mymatingmccall)

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

(via sevenpuppets)

#chickenfriesareback

#chickenfriesareback

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

(via da-real-regina-phalange)

itriedfishfingersandcustard:

galaxyhymn:

givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

literally all i need
just give me this and a significant other and a couple animals and i will be set

Please, I want this

itriedfishfingersandcustard:

galaxyhymn:

givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

literally all i need

just give me this and a significant other and a couple animals and i will be set

Please, I want this

(via princesstoph)